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Originally Posted by Neapolitan
Yeah, I know that. I was just making sure that Selkies or leprechauns are not the number one concern of Ireland.
So I guess Trollheart's top five groups he tries to avoid: - knackers
- leprechauns
- Selkies
- the drunken mufc family
- door to door salesmen
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Other than selkies you got it. I don't know what selkies are.
Oh, and add in those ****ers who keep getting you to change who you get your gas/electricity/broadband from. Bastards. "What do you mean, you don't want a meter? It could save you ten percent on your bills!"
Yeah well ten percent ain't all that much. My gas bill this month was over 400. Ten percent off that still leaves me too close to 400 for comfort, and I'm old and set in my ways, so **** off before I set the dogs, which I ain't got, on ya!
I do have a perfect answer for the broadband guys though. "What speed you offering?"
"Oh, it's superfast!"
"That is a meaningless term. What actual
speed, in megabits per second, are you giving me?"
"Uh, I think it's about 100..."
"I get three times that with my provider. You think I'm gonna change to go with someone who gives me a third of the speed just cos you're giving me a crappy phone free? GTFO." Or words to that effect.
