7. What's the most that you've ever spent on a meal?
$76.81. I had a decent income, and wanted to do something nice for my girlfriend at the time for her birthday for being patient and dealing with me even when I was broke.
8. Would you rather be deaf, blind, or Donald Trump's mistress?
Blind. I don't need my eyes to play a bass, and I ****ing hate Donald Trump.
9. Tell us a joke.
Donald Trump ran for office...and won.
10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat?
Collard Greens. I'm Southern, but I'm not THAT Southern (or that suicidal.)
11. What's something cool or interesting about where you live that most tourists or newcomers wouldn't know?
There's a lot of what locals call "Old Florida" around the East Coast Central Florida area. Ruins from the Spanish wars with the Native Americans in which many instances of the Native Americans who were enslaved at the Sugar Mills and several of those sugar mills were burned down and they were freed from slavery and returned to their tribes, most typically the Timucua.
12. What is a trend that you see and would like to go away in a genre that you follow?
American Black Metal has a tendency to do a lot of verbal ****-slinging and squabbling over what's essentially nothing. It's for this reason, among cultural differences, why I believe that America kind of lacks the substance that makes Black Metal, well, Black Metal.
Bonus question: What do you call this animal?
That is clearly a flamingo.