I'm telling you, you walk into Tescos or Easons or Penneys (main stores here) and say this costs X I'll give you Y (Y being a lower figure of course) they'll laugh at you. It just doesn't happen. I mean, in the Apprentice, obviously there are TV cameras and a crew, and the salesperson has probably been briefed what to say. But in reality, I've never ever seen anyone do that.
Me, I do the opposite. Sort of. I bought a pair of binoculars and the guy wanted twenty euro. Decent deal. I said how much to post them to Dublin? Eight Euro says he. So I said that's twenty eight, I'll give you thirty. Sound, says he.
Mind you, when I got them they were ****: lenses all scratched to **** and no use to anyone. Guess that sort of spoils my little story, huh? Not that anyone was listening of course.
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