Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I don't do anything like that.

If I'm lazy I eat tinned food from the tin and that's about it.

Baked beans
Roe
Salmon
Mackerel
Soup (occasionally, just drink it tbh)
Tuna (bit of hot sauce mixed in)

Guys can call me a tramp but there is absolutely nothing wrong with it other than temperature and the fact it's not on a plate or in a bowl.