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Originally Posted by The Batlord
As Chio

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I absolutely, definitely do
not have boxed wine in my fridge and a cat in my lap right now. Can't relate!!!
Also: Old cat ladies are out. Goat ladies are in. (This is my plan. All suitors will be forced to wrestle with my strongest goat immediately after drinking a trough of moonshine. Of course, no one will win, and no one will hear their screams way out there in the mountains.)