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Old 03-12-2018, 11:17 AM   #608 (permalink)
OccultHawk
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If It Runs It’s Good Enough For Her by OccultHawk

The strange couple woke up together for the first and only time the morning after a very drunk condomless one night stand. Off to Waffle House! The man’s old diesel truck choked for a minute before she woke up. The man punched the air and celebrated with profanity. They both ate the USA Star Spangled Special and drank a lot of coffee. After breakfast that diesel cranked right up and rumbled like a drunk tractor. She liked it so much she sucked his dick on the drive back to the bar to pick up the 2018 Chevrolet Camaro her husband bought her.
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