Trollheart

Trollheart takes on an eighteen-pack: why is the room spinning?

1. What is legal to do in your country right now but, probably won't be legal in 20 years?

Leprechaun hunting. I'll miss it when it's gone tbh.

2. What is your bedtime routine?

After settling Karen (approx 1 to 1.5 hours) retire to watch TV, maybe **** around here a little, eat a bag of crisps, have some water, go to bed approx 4 AM.

3. What one change would you make to the forum if you were the admin?

Shut it down.
Seriously: move the ****ing EDIT button to the top of the post. When you have long posts (and what of mine are not?) it's a pain in the arse to have to keep scrolling down to be able to edit.

4. What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

I don't really do danger, unless you count listening to Genesis.

5. When was the last time you were angry and what was the reason?

Every single ****ing night Karen has me adjust her orthopaedic bed: up. No, no down! No I meant up. Okay, now down a little, ok. Off I go to bed. Guaranteed I get called to adjust it at least twice more before I can get to bed. I usually lose it on the second or third call. This happens every night, let me repeat. Without fail.

6. What is the best video game you've played?
Doom

1. What generally successful movie directors do you not really care for (in terms of their movie output, of course)?

I'm not a movie buff and I don't care about directors. Some are good, and have good movies and bad, and some are bad, and have ... you get the idea.

2. Coca Cola or Pepsi? Do you even care about the difference?
I don't drink it any more but Coke (Coca-Cola) ftw when I did. Pepsi always tasted a little too fizzy. Shrug.

3. Would you rather have had Man Like Monkey do this week's 6-pack?

I not care.

4. In modern times, black and white is often employed as a short-cut towards gaining some faux artistic credibility. Agree or disagree?

i not care. No art fan, I.

5. Is Music Banter dying or does it just smell funny?

Music Banter is currently in the ICU. It is touch and go, but it's expected to survive. Flowers, cards and cuddly toys are all welcome.

6. Eat healthy and live longer? Or enjoy all life has to offer and gladly suffer the consequences?

Eat healthy, then get run over by a bus.


1. My parents always taught me that getting drunk alone was someting losers do, so I feel guilty whenever I solo-binge (which I do quite rarely and moderately, btw). To this day, I still pretend that I only drink with friends if I'm asked. Can you relate?

No. I don't drink.

2. Do you like any mainstream pop music? If not, why not?

Some yes. I hate "easy/lazy" pop music, where they just don't even seem to try. But there is some very good pop music out there. There's also some real ****.

3. Do you feel like you're still going somewhere, in terms of your musical tastes, or have you sort of "settled"?

Someone robbed my map, so I'm stuck where I am.
Seriously: I try to expand my musical horizons a little, but I'm happy listening to what I'm listening to. It is however always nice to be surprised by a new artist/genre/album.

4. Would you ever go vegetarian or vegan?

Absolutely not. I hate vegetables. Meat 4 Life.

5. I sometimes think being attracted to women's legs is kind of weird, but damn, there's a 10x chance that I'll turn my head after a long-legged lady and walk into a lamp post than if it's someone with a big bust walks by me. Do you non-leg men get this attraction at all? And for the MB ladies: Do you even care about mens legs? Is that a thing?

Ass>>>>>>> legs

6. How often do you think about the brevity of life?
Seldom. I'm not paid to think.

*crosses fingers*
He's a hawk, not a parrot.




I imagine stoners are too stoned to be coming after anyone.
If only you had added underarms that would have been fault.

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