Originally Posted by Trollheart

Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump