Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk
Set some rabbit traps, build a fire, smoke ‘em if I got ‘em, and lay back and try to get some shut eye.
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"I think I'll set some traps for yonder rabbits," you state, whilst stroking your chin thoughtfully.
"But how?" asks the Mind Worm telepathically. "All you have in your inventory is a whip."
"Shh," you reply, raising a hand. "Don't ruin this for me." Though the Mind Worm is correct, you remain set on trapping the furry beasts. Slowly approaching the rabbits, you remove your shirt and begin to flex your abs, knowing that no living thing can resist the allure of your bod.
The rabbits run away. And before they do, they give you as much of a disapproving glare as their expressionless faces allow.
"Here, let me handle this," sighs the Mind Worm, cracking his mental knuckles. Sending out a telepathic message to the rabbits, he convinces them that you and the monstourage are friendly, and mean them no harm. The beasts inch closer.
As soon as they are within range, Banshee Jo paralyzes them with her magical shriek.
Jimmy Four Claws gathers the helpless creatures and uses his namesake to strip and clean their meat. He also makes a neat headband for you out of their pelts.
Frownlad the Goblin rubs a few sticks together in a pile of dry leaves until a flame slowly builds. As the meat cooks over the comforting heat, he whips out his Goblin lute and plays some sweet Goblin tunes for everyone.
Before long, the meat has been both cooked and devoured.
After the meal, you take a nap, and wake up a few hours later with a refreshing orexis in all of your extremities. And I do mean all of them.
Your health and energy both go up by 5.
Your new headband sits proudly atop your brow. The evil legions of sweat now pose no threat to your delicate eyes.
What do you do now?
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Proudly
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Title: Rabid Devourer
Health: 15
Energy: 14
Inventory: Whip, Headband
Skills: Bull****, Monster Mash, Get In Here
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Monstourage
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Mind Worm (Healthy)
Frownlad the Goblin (Healthy)
Jimmy Four Claws (Healthy)
Banshee Jo (Healthy)