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Old 02-06-2018, 10:52 AM   #584 (permalink)
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Frank told Fred that he had a three pronged action plan. Fred calmly asked Frank what the other two prongs were for after he removed the first one from his scrotum. Frank went to HR and complained that Fred was asking uncomfortable personal questions. Fred was promptly summoned to HR where three women greeted him. After Fred explained the circumstances they asked to see his scrotum. Fred lowered his drawers and the HR women laughed and laughed before asking Fred to wait outside while they figured this out. They had Frank summoned in the meantime. Fred ended up getting a demotion because he never returned the first prong. Fred still wondered what the other two prongs were for. Years later he discovered Frank was really a one trick pony and never even used the other two prongs.
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