Well call me shocked. I dropped in to see the Patriots ahead by one point. I went to bed thinking, "Okay, the Eagles will score a touchdown but the Patriots will score one in the last minute and win 40-39. But nooooo, the Patriots wouldn't score for the rest of the game. I'm stunned.
I'm also really happy for the Eagles and it's about f***** time. Somewhere in the North Pole, Santa Claus is crying tonight
And, yes, Chula, Tom Brady has won more Super Bowls than any human being in history. No doubt he's even more popular than Jesus Christ (watch for the record burning in the deep south).
But he didn't win last night MUHAHAHAHA!