Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland
Grab one of the bottles and get drunk.
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Considering that you just survived what could have been a dangerous encounter, you decide to celebrate. Retrieving a bottle from the ground, you lift it up to your lips and finish what remains of its contents while the monster bawls to itself in the distance.
As the sweet hand of liquor takes hold of your spirits, you begin to feel bad for the poor impotent monster. Gathering up the bottles, you pour the drops dwelling in the bottom of each into two jugs, nearly filling the both of them. Thusly armed, you make your way to the mysterious beast and offer it one of the jugs.
The monster eyes you warily for a moment, before seizing the jug with its paws and throwing its head back, pouring the nourishing liquid through its teeth and into the throat behind.
The alcohol, being of the magical variety, is quite potent. Before long, the two of you are utterly smashed.
Your energy goes down by five. Though the strange drink is at first invigorating, it soon robs you of the power to stand. On the plus side, this gives you a rough idea of your level of energy.
As the jugs run dry, the two of you collapse into a heap, laughing and sobbing while trading stories. Although this at first proves somewhat difficult, considering that you can't actually remember enough about your past to impart any actual tales, you decide to just go with it, and make sh
it up. Turns out that you're actually pretty good at telling tall tales, because the monster buys them completely, chuckling and crying at all the proper intervals.
*Unlocked skill: Bullsh
it*
What will you do?
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Title: Drunk Tugger
Health: 19
Energy: 15
Inventory: Longsword
Skills: Bulls
hit