Best cabins to get murdered in scored on a scale of 1-10:

9/10. Unnerving. Makes me think of a dental office in the underworld. David Lynch lives here.

A good traditional folk tale style murder spot. 9/10.

10/10. Inexplicably unsettling. If I saw this building in a dream I would run as far away as possible.

3/10. Boring. Looks like an abandoned forest condo that Gwenyth Paltrow might have rented when harvesting quail eggs for her $18,000 elixir of youth supplements or whatever it is she does.