Album title: Tears on the Dancefloor
Artist: Steps
Genre: Pop
Nationality: English
Release date: April 21
Position in Discography: Fifth
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Familiar with this artist? I have heard and hate them
Familiar with the genre or subgenre? No
Average RYM Score: 2.98
Jesus Christ! It's like listening to ABBA, but without the talent. Tears on the review page, more like! How can a band like Steps only have five albums in a career spanning twenty years? Oh yeah: cos they're ****. Mystery solved. Man this is low grade pop of the worst calibre. Oh right: “Story of a Heart”
is an ABBA song. Yeah but they sing it just like the Swedish supergroup only not anywhere as well. Seems like they only have one drum pattern, and they use it on just about every song. Is it odd that there are only ten tracks on this (ten too many) and four are cover versions? Do I even care ? Do you? Does anyone give a curse about this band other than that Rachel Stevens is in it? What? She's
not in Steps? That's S Club 7? Well, shut my mouth! Even less reason to listen to it, then.
Okay, I'll admit “Firefly” is what I suppose you young'uns call “a banger”? Something that bangs? Back in my day, that meant an old beatup car or a sausage. I guess it's not the worst album in the world – I've heard a lot of worse K-pop – but it's not about to make me a fan or anything.
Check out more from this artist? No
Check out more from this genre or subgenre? Yes
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