Originally Posted by The Batlord

Within the past year me and my disc golf buddy were at the course, sitting and drinking beer on a bench in the middle of the woods. This particular bench was ratchet as ****, with the actual part you sit on not even secured to the posts, so you had to kind of balance on it, and I was pretty ****ing lit at the time.

So of course I (very slowly and with much flailing) went backward off the bench, landed on my back in the dirt, and upon impact let loose a hellishly loud fart. My friend actually couldn't stand on his feet he was laughing so hard and I couldn't get back on my feet for more than one reason.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good