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Old 01-21-2018, 10:47 AM   #7269 (permalink)
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4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

Friend of mine hopped in my car, screamed the opening lines to a Yes song, and ripped the longest fart I've ever heard, and I nearly threw up. Why? See my answer to the first question.
Within the past year me and my disc golf buddy were at the course, sitting and drinking beer on a bench in the middle of the woods. This particular bench was ratchet as ****, with the actual part you sit on not even secured to the posts, so you had to kind of balance on it, and I was pretty ****ing lit at the time.

So of course I (very slowly and with much flailing) went backward off the bench, landed on my back in the dirt, and upon impact let loose a hellishly loud fart. My friend actually couldn't stand on his feet he was laughing so hard and I couldn't get back on my feet for more than one reason.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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