I really wish I hadn't spent allll of my Amazon gift cards while I was sick with the flu and extremely delirious. I only managed to buy a few useful things; my other choices were a bit questionable (including: a very complicated bikini with these braided straps which I absolutely could never ever wear in public, legwarmers, roll-on body glue, gold eye glitter and not one, not two, but THREE tribal bellydancing instruction dvds. All super useful things to have)
BUT I got a crow caller, a printer (so I can finally create an enormous recipe binder),
fancy boots, and a balaclava so there's that at least.