levithian was once the greatest king of all time. his empire was unparralleled and he had all the wealth and virgins he desired. but there was one problem, he couldnt swim. so one day he just said "F it" and jumped into the nearest river. at that exact moment a sea monster was swimming by and swallowed him whole. but levithian was a fighter, he killed the beast by punching out his heart, and now he roams the open seas controlling the beast from the inside with an elaborate system of pulleys and levers. but the poor bastard still cant swim.
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