Chula Vista

Suck it.



Not my problem that you're fat, have a tiny head, a lame beard, and will never, ever know what it's like to have a hot girl grab you in a club, and tell you that she wants nothing more than to **** you.

You keep rocking that knitting needle buddy.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”