Slayer - Show No Mercy
Right from the start, this is some good s
hit. Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and I used to listen to Painkiller at full blast in the supermarket and then go home to watch lo-fi rips of shi
tty movies scattered across the taint of the internet.
But as the album continued, something strange started to happen; a peculiar sensation did I feel, a-creeping across my thighs. As I looked down, I saw a sharp glint of steel poking out of my jeans. It was then that I realized that my cock had been transformed into a blade; at first a simple dagger, but before the night had ended it had become a glorious claymore. Standing up, my balls a-clanking (as they had been morphed into grenades), I rushed out the door to find a wench in which to sheath my edge.
Seriously, that was fu
cking awesome. It also helps that Autumn is like the best time to listen to s
hit like this. I'm gonna go buy some Slayer albums now.