F.A.CUP 5th ROUND. LIVER***L V. MANCHESTER UNITED.
Jesus I can feel the tension rising already.
This is it!!! The expectations have been building all week for this one.
I can sense the electricity flowing up and down the East Lancs Road between these two cities...and it's only Wednesday.
The difference between a Manc and a Bin Dipper.
A Man United and Liverpool fan collide in a huge accident on the motorway.
Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends” says the Liverpool fan
“I agree” replies the United fan
The United fan then returns to the wreckage of his car,
and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving.
“Look” he says to the Liverpool fan, “this must be another sign from God,
we should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”
He hands the bottle over to the Liverpool fan who takes 2 large gulps from the bottle
before passing it back to the United fan,
who then puts the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the Liverpool fan.
“No our kid” replied the United fan, “I think I’ll wait till the Police get here.”
COME ON YOU REDS!
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