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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
So, you don't read your own posts then?
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I thought that was such an obvious disclaimer I didn't mention it.
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
So I answer the phone.
Me: Who the hell is this?
Caller: This is somebody calling from the Jordan school district.
Me: Why the hell are you calling me?
Caller: Do you have a kid named Dayvon?
Me: I really hope I don't.
Caller: Okay then, we must have the wrong number.
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You'd think they would have given you some information first. I mean, you could just be a deadbeat dad.
Are you a deadbeat dad?
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts
Who the hell answers with "who the hell is this"?
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
Me.
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Ever work for the Samartians?
Reminds me of that scene in
Sudden Impact where the bad guy picks up the phone and snarls "Who the f
uck is this?"
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre
I'm a cancer. And you all like me, right?
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Me too. July 6
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Originally Posted by Frownland
The real cancer here is Nickelback.
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ftfy
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I would have died. I have to eat an antelope a day to get my daily protein requirements.
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And they're hell to run down, aren't they?
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Originally Posted by Mord
I was so stunned by how bad this movie looks that it took me 2:02 to stop the video.
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A new low?
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Originally Posted by Mord
The Holy Spirit is communicating with you, Qwertyy. Listen to it.
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The only spirit Qwertyy wants is (say it with me, everyone....)