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Old 08-21-2017, 04:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
Trollheart
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I get paid to avoid human contact? I do that free. Total yes.
I knew this would be you. You wouldn't even have to say thank you for the pizza: it would be delivered to you and the remains (if any) taken away without any human contact being needed. Your utopia, yes?
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Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
And my answer to that question is that I would win the case on my uncle's poor wording and walk away with 50 mil and a masked posse.
No, you wouldn't. These are some of the highest-priced lawyers money can buy. Any man who can leave fifty mill and a mansion can afford the cream of Harvard Law School, or whatever.
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Originally Posted by grindy View Post
Too easy.
Loneliness, isolation and lots of money = one hell of a depression
Very true.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk View Post
I want 500 M and another 20 M per year

Too easy to burn through 50
Sorry; you'll have to remain on the poverty line with a mere fifty mill. Maybe you can start an appeal?

Anyone who wishes to can consider this their chance to pose questions about the will. Essentially, you're in the solicitor's office and can ask what you want before signing. Or you can just grab the deal as is.
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