MicShazam

What one thing are you most scared of?

People I love dying.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

I avoid looking at gross-out/mutilation images and similar things.
Some people seek out that kind of thing for fun and I don't get it. There's even a thread on this forum somewhere... but I don't go there.
Can't understand why anyone would. The world is terrible enough, why would I seek out awful things?
When I look for images on the internet, it's going to be pictures of nature, buildings, interesting animals or beautiful women. Not pus filled sores or whatever else some people subject themselves to. I mean what the **** is wrong with people?

In real life: Squashed bugs or something. Nothing special, thankfully.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Honestly, I have no ****ing idea. Something with music, but I feel like that's not what the question is fishing for.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

Red wine and import ale. Then I'm going to find some pillows and take a nap.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

Magnets, how do they work?

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

Someone gave me a rubber sheep on a key ring that pushed a brown rubber turd out of its ass when squeezed. At least it was just an extra joke gift, but I got secretly rid of it a while later.

Worst given? Hmm... I don't remember. I've usually just given people things they actually told me they wanted at some point, so nothing that was a total fiasco.