Bacon is overrated.
commercial marketing team:
duh
hunhhhhh
guhbuhdubdub
PUT SOME BACON ON IT AND ADVERTISE THE **** OUT OF BACON SO EVERYONE WANTS BACON ALL THE TIME. MAKE BACON SOUND LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN IT IS SO IT SELLS BETTER. WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS. DID IT WORK?
general public:
hummmmmmpjhhhgraaaaburderrrrrr
bacon?
in all caps?
BACON?
IN ALL CAPS?
ON THE BILLBOARD?
ON THE INTERNET?
IN THE MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS?
We'll buy all of it.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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