08-08-2017, 01:40 AM
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A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
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Originally Posted by Aux-In
TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter.
Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.
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I had a similar experience but with a free book that I wanted to pick up. Only 30 mins passed and when I returned looking for the book someone already snatched it. I also hate that I only vaguely remember how the book cover looks and didn't commit the title to memory.
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
You're a terrible dictionary.
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