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Old 02-10-2006, 03:20 PM   #145 (permalink)
Fenixpunk
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them
in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,
his
wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in
his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father
blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted
that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen
for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
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