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Originally Posted by Qwertyy
somebody once told me how awesome golden corall was so last time i was in the US (Florida, to be exact) i decided to try it. we were the only people under 300lbs in the entire restaurant and everything tasted as if it had been sitting around all day. never again.
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I like to pretend that everyone eating in that restaurant actually lives there and have been there since the beginning of time-- that it's an alien hive of sorts--and if you linger for too long, their human disguises will slide off onto the ground and they will consume your essence and distribute the rest of you into the many troughs for future visitors to feast upon.
(Their breakfast buffet is alright though)