Music Banter - View Single Post

Chiomara · 07-27-2017, 12:57 PM

Bad or just generally disappointing ones especially. Go!

Golden Corrall: This is hell. The end of the line. A land of hopelessness and desperation. I was often dragged here after church with friends' families when I was a kid. The last time I had to eat at a golden corral, the waitress asked me if I was Pentecostal like her (she said she asked because of my hair and outfit-- it was a 1950s outfit which I suppose looked oddly conservative there) and kept trying to invite me to her church. I adjusted my wardrobe a bit after that.

Joe's Pasta & Pizza: Good pizza. Cheaper, greasier but better than all the other nearby italian places. Everyone who works here is Bulgarian. The tallest waiter is always telling nonsensical dad jokes in his thick Bulgarian accent. If you attempt to give a polite, joking response, he will look at you blankly and say "WHAT? HUH??" repeatedly until you change the subject by asking for more tea.

Simply Thai Cuisine: Honestly, the only reason I've eaten here so many times is because the waiter is dreamy. I feel like the other waiter knows this. Anyway, this is probably the better Thai place around here. (There are countless Thai and Vietnamese spots where I live) It's almost always nearly empty inside. I enjoy watching the other white people who order things that are too spicy for them and then complain incessantly about the spiciness.

Tony's Pizza & Pasta: The worst. So incredibly bland. All of their sauces taste like they were frozen and then diluted with tons of oil.

Ying Cafe: This place has been around for ages. It used to be quite good (it's just your standard takeout chinese) but in recent years the meat has become stringy and mushy textured. I also have to avoid going inside the place to order because there is this one cook in the back who, upon seeing me, would stand there and stare at me through the window and attempt to talk to me (by silently mouthing things to me while gesturing wildly) the entire time I was waiting for my order which made me highly uncomfortable.

07-27-2017, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Review restaurants in your town Bad or just generally disappointing ones especially. Go! Golden Corrall: This is hell. The end of the line. A land of hopelessness and desperation. I was often dragged here after church with friends' families when I was a kid. The last time I had to eat at a golden corral, the waitress asked me if I was Pentecostal like her (she said she asked because of my hair and outfit-- it was a 1950s outfit which I suppose looked oddly conservative there) and kept trying to invite me to her church. I adjusted my wardrobe a bit after that. Joe's Pasta & Pizza: Good pizza. Cheaper, greasier but better than all the other nearby italian places. Everyone who works here is Bulgarian. The tallest waiter is always telling nonsensical dad jokes in his thick Bulgarian accent. If you attempt to give a polite, joking response, he will look at you blankly and say "WHAT? HUH??" repeatedly until you change the subject by asking for more tea. Simply Thai Cuisine: Honestly, the only reason I've eaten here so many times is because the waiter is dreamy. I feel like the other waiter knows this. Anyway, this is probably the better Thai place around here. (There are countless Thai and Vietnamese spots where I live) It's almost always nearly empty inside. I enjoy watching the other white people who order things that are too spicy for them and then complain incessantly about the spiciness. Tony's Pizza & Pasta: The worst. So incredibly bland. All of their sauces taste like they were frozen and then diluted with tons of oil. Ying Cafe: This place has been around for ages. It used to be quite good (it's just your standard takeout chinese) but in recent years the meat has become stringy and mushy textured. I also have to avoid going inside the place to order because there is this one cook in the back who, upon seeing me, would stand there and stare at me through the window and attempt to talk to me (by silently mouthing things to me while gesturing wildly) the entire time I was waiting for my order which made me highly uncomfortable. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 07-27-2017 at 01:05 PM.