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Old 07-22-2017, 05:48 PM   #152 (permalink)
Frownland
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You've Never Really Experienced Metallica Until You've Seen Them Live, From 5,000 Feet Away, in the Upper Deck, Behind the Stage, Next to the Men's Bathroom

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I’m sorry, you don’t like Metallica? I don’t think I understand that statement. You just never got into them? What does that even mean? Have you ever seen them live? NO?! Well, there’s your problem. You can’t really grasp Metallica until you’ve seen them in a packed arena sitting so far away you have to watch them on a screen while you sit in spilled beer amid the smell of ditch-weed and piss.

Even live albums can’t do the experience of having vape smoke blown in your face while some shirtless sweaty stranger puts his arm around you and screams the lyrics to “Enter Sandman” into your ear. That … That is how you experience Metallica. It’s the best $600 you’ll ever spend.
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