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Old 07-02-2017, 12:49 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Yeah, but then you'd have to meet their friends, change your hairstyle, start "getting in touch with your feelings". Next thing, you're picking out matching towels and visiting estate agents. Urgh!

And of course then you're seeing Manowar on the side. Explain that one when they find out! "WHAT is this ****ing great BROADSWORD doing in your closet? A present from WHO???"
Were you proud of yourself after you typed this?
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