Originally Posted by Spectralmusic

Wedding night they had lots of fun, Jesus perved in for a visit. They didn't have sex after that again, wife finds out she's pregnant five months later.

They raise their kid, still never having sex again. Husband is depressed as ****, wife has a slug fetish. Husband goes senile at the ripe age of 36, wife becomes nun and son takes care of senile husband.

They all die. The end.

Amen.