Okay, hold on...
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Insult me all day long.
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You can take the Southie wannabe out of Boston, but his mother was a d
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Use my wife to insult me.
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I'm sure all I need is to hide a tape recorder in your kitchen and she'd do all the work for me along with a toaster to the head she wishes you'd take a bath with so she can collect on your life insurance policy.
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Use my career to insult me.
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A career usually has a future. I mean you're probably gonna fall dead of a heart attack in the next year or so, so it really doesn't matter, but still.
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Use my guitar playing to insult me.
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Why would I even bother insulting something almost half a century out of date? It's like pushing an old lady at a hospice down the stairs.
I would, but it's hard to make out your face due to the tomato red, alcoholic glow coming from your cheeks, nose, and forehead.
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my spelling skills, my bad syntax,
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I just had to look at the end of the sentence to get some ammo.
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my age, my physical disabilities, all you want.
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What the **** is going on with that last comma, bro? You weren't including "all you want" in the list, and yet you don't appear aware of this.
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my age, my physical disabilities,
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I wonder if there's a correlation between how old and decrepit you get and how much classic rock dick you suck from your long dead glory years. Dear god I hope in thirty years that I'm not telling kids about how Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman made the sickest thrash solos ever and nobody was doing that back then and all that **** they're listening to now wouldn't exist without Slayer even hip hop.