Chuck Norris once walked in to a Burgerking and ordered a Big Mac and got it.
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicals" contest...he beat him by 5
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
That's all I remember.
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