What the bant did you just banting say about me, you little bant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my bant in the Navy Bants, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Banta, and I have over 300 confirmed bants. I am trained in gorilla banter and I’m the top banter in the entire US armed bants. You are nothing to me but just another bant. I will wipe you the bant out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Bant, mark my banting words. You think you can get away with saying that bant to me over the banternet? Think again, banter. As we speak I am contacting my secret bantwork of bants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bant, bant. The bant that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bant. You’re banting dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred bants, and that’s just with my bare bants. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed bant, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Bants Marine Bants and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bant off the face of the continent, you little bant. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your banting tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the bant, you goddamn bant. I will bant fury all over you and you will bant in it. Bant Banting Bant, banto.
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Originally Posted by grindy
Just don't piss in his mouth or shove stuff in his dick. He tends to frown upon that.
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