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Old 05-16-2017, 07:24 PM   #4650 (permalink)
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And I absolutely love that when you type "intestine" into Google, the very first suggestion is, even before "intestine pain", is "intestine baalism".
That's because Google tracks your emails, your internet history (if you're on Chrome), and a lot of other shit so that advertisers can target people efficiently and they can match you with the best results. Try typing intestine into the private browser and pain will be the first one to come up.

So the moral of the story is that if you want someone to start randomly seeing ads/weird google searches that the system thinks is catering to them for something like floppy dildos, you would just send them emails with normal subject matter on the top and the phrase "floppy dildos" and variants like "big floppy dildos" and even mispellings like "floppy didlos" written in big white letters on the bottom. They'll start getting so many dildo ads that they'll be afraid to sit down.
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