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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Varg Vikernes; born Kristian Vikernes, 11 February 1973; legally Louis Cachet, is a Norwegian musician and writer. In 1991, he founded the one-man music project Burzum, which is considered one of the most influential black metal acts. Three years later, he was convicted of murder and arson, and subsequently served over 14 years in prison.
Batlord: I love Louis. I want to suck his dick. He's a god.
Chula: No. Louis if a ****ing prick and criminal. His music was extremely derivative and basically sucked IMO. He became some sort of weird black metal icon, but in reality he's simply a wanna be icon and a criminal.
Give me 30 minutes and I'll record the best Burzum song ever.
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Varg helped to revolutionize an entire genre of music and you were in a fusion band or a Rush tribute band or whatever, and now you make cliche solos that Yngwie Malmsteen would probably call "cute" just so you can show them off to people half your age who don't care.
I'll bet Varg is contemplating taking a bath with a toaster as we speak.