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Old 04-04-2017, 08:10 AM   #873 (permalink)
Frownland
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There was a $2 hike in cigarette prices here so I recently quit after trying out a pack of dirt cheap ones instead of my regular camels. I think that's what incited this nightmare. I was also sleeping in a car and was waking up every hour.

I was with my friends doing some weird ****--fixing an instrument I think--and we ran out of beer so we walked to the liquor store. So we arrive there talking jibberish, and I pass by the vodka and start looking at the beers and there are all these new tags on them over the old stickers. They had repriced everything 4 or 5 dollars higher, so the craft beer aisle was like $20 a six pack. My companion informed me of the new beer tax when I asked what the ****. I dropped to me knees and let out a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOO!!" At that point, a black widow started crawling up my leg (I should note that I was in my underwear at this point in the dream). I smacked it and smacked it but it kept climbing higher towards my crotch. Then I grabbed it and crushed it in between my index finger and thumb, which set off a wild shockwave through my body that made everything fuzzy and muffled. Then the dream ended.
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