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Originally Posted by Stephen
Who doesn't want breath that smells like rotting buffalo arse? So cool.
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Being a non-smoker = ****ing a rotting buffalo arse
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Originally Posted by Trollheart
I've been holding a cigarette probably four times a day seven days a week now for about in the region of seven years for my sister who can no longer smoke by herself, and all I have ever smelled is dirty nasty smoke getting down my throat and up my nose. I can't believe it's not butter. That's cos it isn't!
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If you pick up the habit then A.) it'll stop stinking, and B.) you'll have something to bond over with your sister. And only smoking four cigs a day would be torture.