this in no way expresses my views but...
Q: Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
A: Free ham.
Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.
The second says, "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy, "What about you?"
"Me? I perfer to see the top of her head."
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: A whore screws everyone, a bitch screws everyone except you.
Q: What do lobster thermidor and oral sex have in common?
A: You can't get either of them at home.
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know.
Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....
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Originally Posted by Shooting Star
Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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