Chula Vista

“Poor Old Chula,” thought Frowny as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited him inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, Frowny thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

Chula replied, “You’re the eighth.”

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”