I checked my mail today and this happened...
feel free to suggest a third verse, I think it needs one...
CHAIN LETTER BITCH
(thrash/metal)
why do you waste your time on me
with useless words I'll never need
maybe when you went to camp
your parents lost their f***ing stamps
and you cried because you knew they lied
and somewhere there you lost your mind
chain letter bitch its time to die
gonna help you commit postal suicide
gonna return-mail your ass till you bleed and cry
chain letter bitch, chain letter bitch,
chain letter bitch, its time to die
why do you promise me success
while you hide behind your bad address
and threaten me for not being like you:
a loser with nothing better to do
you better mail-order a coffin just for you
'cause your life has insufficient postage due
chorus
