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Originally Posted by elphenor
it's all a ****show I guess
but most of my past friends who got married went from all cynical about the holidays like me to Christmas #1 fan
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We're lonely ****s with no lives. I love the idea of Christmas and what it can be, but it's about as eventful as my birthday these days, except I have to see even more relatives I'd rather avoid. Whenever I get my own place I'm never talking to my family again and I'm going to get a tree, decorate the **** out of it, and spend the night watching Simpsons, Futurama, and King of the Hill Christmas episodes with my phone turned off. Oh, and I'll finally see if eggnog is as disgusting as it sounds (with vodka to taste).