Chelsea's right, you know. Otherwise why would
I still be single??
Oh yeah, right: I forgot. The ugliness. The lack of funds. The sense of humour nobody seems to appreciate or understand. The lack of muscles. The balding head. The glasses. The being unable to take anyone anywhere due to having decided to look after my sister until one of us dies. Did I mention the ugliness?
Yeah but apart from all that ... it's a genuine mystery, dude.
Oh of course yeah, I forgot: the small dick.
