Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I'm gonna mail you a used toaster that I disassembled and placed in the box carefully so it looks fine but then you pick it up and spill crumbs everywhere

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.