Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

My boss got mad at me once because when cleaning the metal **** I'd spray "****" on it with cleaner then tell people I was wiping the **** out of it. Actually, no, they got mad because I told Jose to get the **** out of the dishroom because he was slowing me down. He threw a cup at me and missed, he never got in trouble for that either, should have been terminated for it. I digress. I got in trouble for telling Jose to get the **** out, we had a long conversation about how I shouldn't swear and I said **** every other word during that conversation, told my boss how I cleaned **** like that too, her face was so red that day. Oh, and since they completely put up with my spiteful mouth I didn't swear at all at work for about a month or two until I heard them swearing just as much as I do.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump