Sometimes when I'm walking, sitting at work, riding my bike, or doing something along those lines, my penis will slip through the rather large opening in my boxers and the only way to fix it is by sticking my hands down my pants and adjusting it. I live near an elementary school and it's not a good time when I have to (I really have to, because it'll go all the way to the base and cut me like a clothesline) jam my sweaty hand into my torn jeans to fix the problem in front of young children and their parents.
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