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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Over 30 years old? Check.
Still lives at home? Check.
Obsesses over comic books? Check.
Thinks golf is boring? Check.
Makes Harry Potter jokes? Check.
Online video game nerd? Check.
Carries extra underwear? Check.
Can assemble a mean burger? Check.
My work here is done.
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Listens almost exclusively to dad rock.
Watches all the sports that are culturally acceptable.
Bitches about politics as a hobby rather than a way to change anything.
Talks about "the good ol' days" constantly cause those days are now behind him.
Thinks Led Zeppelin are the be all and end all of popular music.
Obsesses over blondes.
How are you not a republican? Oh wait, you are, you just live in California.
Oh, and watch this and then tell me eSports are lame. Until you do I won't even rate your opinion on the subject. No, you won't understand what the caster is talking about any more than someone who's never watched football would understand football, but that's sports, bitch.