Over 30 years old? Check.
Still lives at home? Check.
Obsesses over comic books? Check.
Thinks golf is boring? Check.
Makes Harry Potter jokes? Check.
Online video game nerd? Check.
Carries extra underwear? Check.
Can assemble a mean burger? Check.
My work here is done.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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