employee appreciation tail gate party for work = free booze/me getting thrown off campus at a football game/me wandering downtown and hitting up dive bars/me realizing that i'm an irresponsible f
uck head/me deciding i really don't give a sh
it/me getting to my car and realizing if i drove i would likely kill someone/me crashing out in the dumpster of the apartment complex i was parked in front of until 1 am/bean burritos at taco bell
good night